August 2009
120 posts
okay i’m fucking sick of all of this shit. you don’t even know the situation, so don’t call anyone a worthless human being when you don’t even know who they are. it’s fine to comfort your friend and all, but that’s just an all time low. again, i wanted to end on a good note but you didn’t want to let that happen. you know me probably better than anyone...
Aug 23rd
you’re the one who gave up so quickly. you’re the one who wanted this, not me. if you wanted to try and fix it, i was game and if you wanted to end it, i was game. i would have at least liked to end it on a good note but you fucking ran away from me so please, stop blaming this on me. i’m not at fault and neither are you, and i’m still here for you however, people...
Aug 23rd
i’m so emo on my tumblr and so overly happy on my twitter.
Aug 23rd
lightningflies: anthemoflove: i hate you. you’re out of my life. you need rant? nope, i’m just emo and paranoid.
Aug 23rd
3 notes
i hate you. you’re out of my life.
Aug 23rd
3 notes
i think that i’m going to stop joining new sites unless it’s one of my friend’s or someone wants me to plot with them because it’s really just a big waste of time on my part. it doesn’t amuse me anymore unless i’m actually plotting with people, and that’s rare. lately i’ve only been plotting with cameron, it’s been fun.
Aug 23rd
Aug 23rd
yep, you’ve replaced me. i hate this. i hate how you don’t even realize what you’re doing right now, sometimes you and her are really fucking oblivious.
Aug 23rd
411!3: has joined the chat
ASHTON: has joined the chat
ASHTON: has joined the chat
ASHTON: :]
ASHTON: OH HEY
ASHTON: OH
ASHTON: FANCY MEETING YOU HERE, ASHTON.
ASHTON: I KNOW
ASHTON: SO UH
ASHTON: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE ASHTON
ASHTON: YOU COME TO THESE PARTS OFTEN, ASHTON?
ASHTON: OH YOU KNOW, WHEN I HAVE THE TIME.
ASHTON: ON MY DAYS OFF
ASHTON: OH I SEE.
ASHTON: OH WHO IS THAT FANCY GENTLEWOMAN OVER THERE IN THE PINK FONT?
ASHTON: OR NAME.
ASHTON: IT'S MAGENTA, ACTUALLY.
ASHTON: BUSY BUSINESS BEING AN ACTOR YOU KNOE ASHTON
ASHTON: OH YES, I KNOW HOW THAT BUSINESS GOES. SEEING AS I'M IN IT AS WELL, ASHTON.
411!3: THIS IS VERY CONFUSING ON ALLIE'S TIRED MIND. D:
ASHTON: OH WHY HELLO THERE, OLD CHAP.
ASHTON: OH HELLO ALLIE
ASHTON: I AM ASHTON
ASHTON: I'M ASHTON.
411!3: HELLO ASHTON.
411!3: AND ASHTON.
ASHTON: SO, ALLIE, DO YOU MIND IF I CALL YOU ALLISON?
ASHTON: SEEING AS I AM ASHTON AND ALL.
ASHTON: YES I AGREE WITH ASHTON
ASHTON: MAY I CALL YOU ALYSEN
ASHTON: OH, ALYSEN. QUITE FANCY SPELLING YOU HAVE THERE, ASHTON.
411!3: NO I DO NOT MIND AT ALL.
411!3: AND YES YOU MAY.
ASHTON: SO ALYSEN,
ASHTON: DO YOU COME TO THESE PARTS OFTEN?
ASHTON: YES ALYSEN
ASHTON: DID YOU SEE MY MOVIE
ASHTON: ASHTON AND I ARE CURIOUS.
ASHTON: DID YOU LIKE IT?
ASHTON: LET'S NOT BE RUDE, ASHTON.
411!3: NO, I DON'T COME HERE OFTEN, ACTUALLY. EVERY NOW AND AGAIN, BUT YOU KNOW.
ASHTON: OH, I'M SORRY ASHTON
ASHTON: OH, CHUCKLE CHUCKLE.
ASHTON: WELL IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US FOR A MOMENT, ASHTON AND I HAVE BUSINESS TO SPEAK ABOUT. WE SHALL ONLY BE A MINUTE...MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE, ALYSEN.
ASHTON: YES ALYSEN, DO MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME
411!3: OH ALRIGHT. I WILL MAKE SURE TO DO THAT.
ASHTON: OH WHY HELLO THERE, ALYSEN.
411!3: HELLO ASHTON. HOW ARE YOU DOING ON THIS FINE EVENING ?
ASHTON: OH DEAR, I AM QUITE FINE. AND HOW ABOUT YOURSELF?
smay/soap.: has joined the chat
ASHTON: OH HELLO THERE, BAYLEY.
smay/soap.: HELLO THERE, ASHTON.
ASHTON: WHY HELLO THERE.
ASHTON: WOULD YOU MIND IF I CALLED YOU BAYLEY?
ASHTON: OH, I'M ASHTON.
smay/soap.: FEEL FREE.
411!3: I AM DOING WELL, THANK YOU.
ASHTON: INTRODUCE YOURSELF, ASHTON.
smay/soap.: MY NAME IS FRED.
411!3: I AM ALYSEN.
smay/soap.: I LIKE COOKIES.
ASHTON: OH HOW RUDE OF ME
ASHTON: MY NAME IS ASHTON
ASHTON: BAYLEY, MEET ALSYEN. ALYSEN, MEET BAYLEY.
ASHTON: WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A JOLLY GOOD TIME, EH, ASHTON?
smay/soap.: THERE ARE TWO ASHTONS?
smay/soap.: THAT IS MIND BOGGLING.
ASHTON: OH YES
ASHTON: I'M ASHTON.
ASHTON: OH RIGHT YOU ARE ASHTON.
smay/soap.: AM I ON DRUGS?
ASHTON: AND I AM ASHTON
ASHTON: I DO NOT KNOW
411!3: I WISH I WAS ASHTON.
ASHTON: I SHOULD HOPE NOT
smay/soap.: OR IS THIS A LEGITIMATE THING WE HAVE, HERE?
ASHTON: IT IS ILLEAGAL
ASHTON: EVERYONE WISHES THAT THEY WERE ASHTON, DEAR CHILD.
ASHTON: OH DEAR, ASHTON. STOP SPELLING LIKE THAT, YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL.
ASHTON: BUT THEY ARE NOT
ASHTON: WE ARE
smay/soap.: SO, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH JENNA?
smay/soap.: DID YOU EAT HER?
ASHTON: OH, JENNIFER?
ASHTON: JENNIFER IS ON VACATION ALONG WITH FIONA DARLING.
smay/soap.: DID SHREK TAG ALONG?
ASHTON: SO ALYSEN, BAYLEY, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PARENTS.
ASHTON: OH DO NOT MAKE ME KICK YOU ASHTON
ASHTON: ASHTON AND I ARE CURIOUS.
ASHTON: NOT WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE AROUND
ASHTON: OH ASHTON, THAT WOULD BE QUITE INAPROPIRIATE.
smay/soap.: MY PARENTS ARE FAIRIES.
ASHTON: OH IS THAT QUITE SO?
ASHTON: OH REALLY?
ASHTON: HOW INTERESTING
411!3: NO WAY. MINE ARE, TOO.
ASHTON: ENHANCE YOUR ACCENT, ASHTON.
smay/soap.: THEY SPRINKLE FAIRY DUST ON MY CEREAL FOR BREAKFAST.
smay/soap.: YOU GUYS ARE ALL BRITISH.
smay/soap.: BAYLEY DOES NOT FEEL SPECIAL.
ASHTON: OH I SHOULD SAY. THAT SOUNDS JOLLY GOOD.
ASHTON: ANYWAY, ASHTON AND I HAVE SOME BUSINESS MATTERS TO TEND TO. WE SHALL BE BACK IN A JIFFY, IN THE MEAN TIME...DO TALK AMONGST YOURSELVES.
ASHTON: OH YES, DO MAKE YOUSELVES COMFY.
411!3: IT IS QUITE CONFUSING.
smay/soap.: GET ME SOME TEA, BITCH.
smay/soap.: I MEAN. PLEASE.
ASHTON: MY, BAYLEY.
411!3: LMAO.
ASHTON: SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
ASHTON: WE HEARD THAT, DARLING.
ASHTON: ANYWAY, WE'LL BE BACK IN A JIFFY.
ASHTON: OH I SAY.
smay/soap.: YOU GUYS APPRECIATE THIS.
ASHTON: WHAT FOUL LANGUAGE
smay/soap.: WHAT A FOUL DONKEY YOU'VE GOT THERE, ASHTON.
smay/soap.: yes, clearly i am on drugs.
ASHTON: DONKEY?
ASHTON: DONKEY'S DO NOT BELONG INDOORS DEAR CHILD.
smay/soap.: WOULD YOU PREFER AN OTTER?
smay/soap.: THEY DO.
smay/soap.: I IS NOT A CHILDREN.
smay/soap.: YOU ARE A CHILDREN.
ASHTON: BAYLEY, WE INVITED YOU INTO OUR MANOR AND YOU TREAT US LIKE THIS?
411!3: ALYSEN NEEDS TO WAKE UP IN FOUR HOURS. MAY SHE BE EXCUSED TO GO SLEEP NOW ?
smay/soap.: I NEVER RECIEVED AN INVITATION.
smay/soap.: BAYLEY APPROVES, ALYSEN.
ASHTON: NO, ALYSEN. YOU MAY NOT.
smay/soap.: WHATEVER, ASHTON.
ASHTON: NO ALYSEN.
ASHTON: WE HAVE NOT SAT DOWN TO SUPPER YET.
smay/soap.: THEN FEED US, POR FAVOR.
ASHTON: DO YOU TWO HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS ON WHO WE MIGHT INVITE FOR SUPPER?
scripted.love@live.com: has joined the chat
ASHTON: OH WHY HELLO THERE, DEAR CHILD.
ASHTON: YOU ARE MISS HALEY, AM I CORRECT?
smay/soap.: THREE ASHTONS?
ASHTON: OH HELLO THERE DARLING.
ASHTON: NO TWO.
scripted.love@live.com: haaiiiiiiii
ASHTON: HELLO THERE HALEY
ASHTON: I AM ASHTON.'
scripted.love@live.com: WHY AM I HERE?
smay/soap.: HELLO HALEY.
smay/soap.: because i do not know you.
ASHTON: BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED, SILLY.
scripted.love@live.com: :O
411!3: HELLO HALEY.
ASHTON: SO, ASHTON, WHAT SHALL WE CALL HALEY?
ASHTON: HALEY, DO YOU MIND IF I CALL YOU HALEY?
ASHTON: GOOD DAY HAYLEY.
scripted.love@live.com: ahston is sydnee D:
ASHTON: I AM ASHTON.
smay/soap.: WHY NOT JUST CALL HER HALEYIZABETH.
ASHTON: I'M ASHTON.
scripted.love@live.com: *ashton
ASHTON: OH
ASHTON: HALEYIZABETH
ASHTON: HALEY, DO YOU MIND IF I CALL YOU HALEYIZABETH?
ASHTON: OH NO, SYDNEE IS AWAY ON BUSINESS AT THE MOMENT.
scripted.love@live.com: GO AHEAD.
ASHTON: THIS IS ASHTON.
smay/soap.: CAN BAYLEY GO AWAY ON BUSINESS?
ASHTON: FIONA IS ON VACATION. WITH JENNIFER.
smay/soap.: I WOULD LIKE A NEW NAME.
ASHTON: NO BAYLEY, YOU MAY NOT.
ASHTON: OKAY
smay/soap.: FINE.
smay/soap.: BE LIEK DAT.
ASHTON: LADY BAYLEY.
smay/soap.: OH, THAT IS SO DIFFERENT.
smay/soap.: THANK YOU.
smay/soap.: HOW FANTASTIC.
ASHTON: :]]
ASHTON: YOU ARE VERY WELCOME LADY BAYLEY.
ASHTON: ASHTON, HALEYIZABETH?
scripted.love@live.com: yus?
ASHTON: WELCOME TO OUR TEA PARTY.
smay/soap.: THAT WAS SARCASM.
ASHTON: I'M ASHTON.
smay/soap.: via interwebz.
ASHTON: PLEASE SHUSH, LADY BAYLEY.
411!3: TEA PARTY ?
411!3: I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPER.
ASHTON: SHUSH, ALYSEN.
ASHTON: IT IS NOT YOUR TIME TO SPEAK YET.
ASHTON: ALYSEN, DO NOT BE DIFFICULT PLEASE.
ASHTON: IT IS VERY UNLADY LIKE.
smay/soap.: after tea, are you going to starve me and shove me in a closet?
ASHTON: THE NERVE OF YOU, BAYLEY.
ASHTON: OUT OF MY CUSHION WARMERS, OUT.
ASHTON: I DEMAND THAT I RID OF THEE, EVIL VERMIN.
scripted.love@live.com: A TEA PARTY?
ASHTON: SHOO, SHOO.
ASHTON: CALL THE VICAR ASHTON.
ASHTON: HE SHALL DEAL WITH THIS.
ASHTON: ...THE VICAR?
scripted.love@live.com: sorry, i can't have tea :/ threw it out into the harbour.
ASHTON: HALEYIZABETH, IN ORDER TO BE WELCOMED IN THIS CHAT YOU MUST USE CAPS.
smay/soap.: that was decades ago, hayley.
ASHTON: AND TYPE A LOT.
ASHTON: RID LADY BAYLEY OF EVIL.
smay/soap.: ARE YOU SECRETLY EDWARD CULLEN?
scripted.love@live.com: I THREW THE TEA IN THE HARBOUR
ASHTON: GO AWAY, LADY BAYLEY. SHOO.
smay/soap.: I SPELLING FAILED.
smay/soap.: *HALEY.
ASHTON: OUT OF MY KITCHENN.
411!3: AM I ALLOWED TO TALK NOW ?
smay/soap.: YOU GUYS INVITED ME. JS.
ASHTON: LADY NIDA IS READY TO BE SRVED.
ASHTON: OH YES YOU ARE.
411!3: OH THANK YOU.
ASHTON: ALYSEN, PERHAPS WE SHOULD ELOPE?
ASHTON: OH IS SHE?
ASHTON: I SHALL GO AND FETCH LADY NIDA THEN.
ASHTON: YES.
ASHTON: GO DO THIS.
ASHTON: EVERYONE IN THEIR PLACES.
411!3: I WOULD QUITE FANCY THAT, ASHTON.
NIDA. call home.: has joined the chat
smay/soap.: CAN WE MOVE DOWN ALL SPECIAL LIKE?
ASHTON: WHY HELLO THERE, NIDA.
ASHTON: MIND IF I CALL YOU LADY NIDA?
ASHTON: I AM ASHTON.
ASHTON: OH LADY NIDE. WHAT A PLEASURE THIS IS.
smay/soap.: GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS, NIDA.
ASHTON: I AM ASHTON
411!3: I AM ALYSEN.
NIDA. call home.: ... I AM CONFUSED.
NIDA. call home.: BUT PLEASED TO MEET YOU ALL.
ASHTON: WELCOME TO OUR SUPPER PARTY.
411!3: WAIT.
ASHTON: YES?
411!3: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A TEA PARTY NOW.
scripted.love@live.com: I AM HALEYLIZEBETH..i think
smay/soap.: ASHTON, WOULD YOU DELIVER A MESSAGE TO JENNIFER?
411!3: YOU MUST QUIT CHANGING IT.
ASHTON: WELL MISS HALEYIZABETH THREW OUT ALL OF THE TEA IN THE HARBOUR
ASHTON: OR SOMETHING.
ASHTON: STOP QUESTIONING US PLEASE ALYSEN.
ASHTON: OH OF COURSE DARLING, WHAT IS IT?
smay/soap.: CAN YOU TELL HER THAT I LOVE HER, AND WANT TO BUY HER A TURTLE.
smay/soap.: IF SHE ENJOYS TURTLES, THAT IS.
ASHTON: YES, HALEYIZABETH WAS VERY RUDE.
ASHTON: OH YES, I AM SURE THAT SHE WILL GET THE MESSAGE MY LADY.
ASHTON: ANYWAY, LADY NIDA. PLEASE SIT.
scripted.love@live.com: I THREW IT OUT BECAUS OF THE HIGH TAX PRICES.
NIDA. call home.: -sits-
ASHTON: SO, DO YOU COME TO THESE PARTS OFTEN?
scripted.love@live.com: *BECAUSE
smay/soap.: THAT IS NOT BRITISH, MY DEAR ASHTON.
ASHTON: IS EVERYONE READY FOR SUPPER TO BE SERVED?
ASHTON: I AM THE THROUGH BRITISH, LADY BAYLEY.
ASHTON: ASHTON, IT IS TOO SOON.
ASHTON: NOT ALL OF THE SEATS ARE FILLED YET, I'M AFRAID.
ASHTON: OH, I AM SO SORRY.
scripted.love@live.com: HOW RUDE.
ASHTON: SHALL WE JUST INVITE ALL OF THEM AT ONCE?
ASHTON: I MISJUDGED THE SITUATION.
ASHTON: I THINK THIS WOULD BE BEST.
ASHTON: OKAY
ASHTON: LET'S SEND JEEVES FOR THEM
ASHTON: ANYONE HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS? A REQUEST FOR A PARTY BUDDY, PERHAPS?
smay/soap.: SHALL WE MOVE FORWARD, MY DEAR WATSONS?
ASHTON: ANYWAY, ASHTON AND I WILL BE TENDING TO SOME BUSINESS BUT WE SHALL BE BACK IN A JIFFY. PLEASE TALK AMONGST YOURSELVSE.
smay/soap.: WILL YOU BRING JENNIFER AND FIONA BACK?
ASHTON: AFTER SUPPER.
ASHTON: THEY ARE EXPECTED TO ARRIVE.
411!3: ARE THEY BRINGING TEA ?
ASHTON: HM, PERHAPS.
smay/soap.: BAYLEY IS GOING TO BE STARGIRL NAO.
ASHTON: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN/
ASHTON: OH DEAR
smay/soap.: IT MEANS I HAVE A RAT. I PLAY THE UKELE. AND I PEOPLE WATCH.
ASHTON: I'M AFRAID THAT WE HAVE A PROBLEM, MY DEAR CRUMPETS.
ASHTON: OH DEAR, WHAT HAS HAPPENED ASHTON?
411!3: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE CRUMPETS ?
ASHTON: OH, I THOUGHT THAT YOU BECAME INJURED, ASHTON.
smay/soap.: DOES THAT MEAN EATING ME WOULD IS VERY DESIRABLE?
scripted.love@live.com: WAS I SUPPOSED TO BRING A DISH?
ASHTON: SHUSH MISS HALEYIZABETH.
ASHTON: PLEASE WAIT, WE ARE BRINGING BRUNCH SOON.
ASHTON: ANYWAY, ASHTON. PLEASE PIP PIP AND GET ON WITH YOUR BUSINESS.
scripted.love@live.com: HOW RUDE.
smay/soap.: WHAT HAPPENED TO SUPPER?
411!3: I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPER.
ASHTON: WELL IT GOT EARLY.
NIDA. call home.: BLIMEY! SERVE SUPPER/BRUNCH SOON, SOME OF US ARE HUNGRY.
411!3: NOW WE ARE HAVING BRUNCH ?
ASHTON: I BELIEVE SO, ALYSEN.
PARAWHORE.: has joined the chat
scripted.love@live.com: I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHICH MEAN I AM CONSUMING
ASHTON: HELLO THERE, SIR MADDIE.
smay/soap.: SIR MADDIE?
smay/soap.: WHY NOT LADY MADDIE?
ASHTON: SHE'S A SIR DEEP DOWN.
ASHTON: ANYWAY, I AM ASHTON.
411!3: HOW COME EVERYONE IS "LADY" AND "SIR" ? I WANT A TITLE.
ASHTON: FINE.
ASHTON: YOU ARE THE JESTER.
scripted.love@live.com: I DON'T HAVE A TITLE EITHER.
PARAWHORE.: BAHA.
ASHTON: IT SEEMS THAT ALL OF OUR SEATS HAVE BEEN FILLED.
PARAWHORE.: WAIT.
ASHTON: SO WE MAY CONTINUE ON WITH DINNER.
smay/soap.: NO, WE NEED COLLEEN.
ASHTON: JESTER ALYSEN, PLEASE CALM DOWN.
PARAWHORE.: THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND DINNER TABLE?
ASHTON: COLLEEN ISN'T ACCEPTING OUR INVITATION.
ASHTON: THE WAY YOU ARE ACTING IS VERY IMPROPER.
411!3: I AM EVER SO SORRY.
ASHTON: COLLEEN IS BEING VERY RUDE I MUST SAY.
ASHTON: YES, PLEASE LEARN SOME MANNERS, JESTER ALYSEN.
smay/soap.: I SIMPLY ADORE COLLEEN.
411!3: I SHALL TRY.
PARAWHORE.: COLLEEN IS THE POPE. -snaps-
PARAWHORE.: THE POPE MUST BE PRESENT.
scripted.love@live.com: I WANT A TITLE.
ASHTON: OKAY, WE NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE COLLEEN'S PLACE.
ASHTON: ANY SUGGESTIONS?
ASHTON: SHUSH, HALEYIZABETH.
ASHTON: OH OF COURSE YOU DO LADY BAYLEY.
ASHTON: WE CAN INVITE JAMIE?
PARAWHORE.: AM I SIR OR LADY? AGAIN?
ASHTON: SIR.
PARAWHORE.: OKAY, SIR JENNA.
411!3: AND I AM THE JESTER ?
ASHTON: WHO IS THIS JENNA THAT YOU SPEAK OF?
ASHTON: HALEYIZABETH PLEASE DO NOT SPEAK UNLESS YOU HAVE BEEN ADRESSED.
ASHTON: YES, ALYSEN.
smay/soap.: I WANT TO BE THE PRINCESS.
411!3: THIS IS ALL VERY CONFUSING.
PARAWHORE.: YES, JESTER ALYSEN.
ASHTON: EVERYONE SHUSH.
411!3: WE SHOULD MAKE A LIST.
smay/soap.: BAYLEY = PRINCESS.
PARAWHORE.: NO PRINCESSES UNLESS THEY'RE BEING DEVOURED BY DRAGONS.
jamieelovesyou@live.com: has joined the chat
ASHTON: EVERYONE SHUSH.
ASHTON: OH HELLO THERE, LORD JAMIE.
jamieelovesyou@live.com: hiiiii
ASHTON: OH
ASHTON: IT SEEMS
ASHTON: OH GOOD DAY TO YOU LORD JAMIE.
ASHTON: THAT WE HAVE
ASHTON: ONE MORE GUEST.
ASHTON: I AM ASHTON.
scripted.love@live.com: CHEERIO.
411!3: I AM ALYSEN.
NIDA. call home.: BONJOUR.
smay/soap.: PIP PIP!
PARAWHORE.: HELLO ASHTON.
smay/soap.: I'M BAYLEY.
ASHTON: IT SEEMS THAT WE HAVE ONE MORE GUEST.
PARAWHORE.: I AM SIR MADDIE.
411!3: I AM THE JESTER.
ASHTON: AHEM.
411!3: APPARENTLY.
ASHTON: AHEM AHEM.
ASHTON: /AHEM/
PARAWHORE.: I BROUGHT HEINEKEN, EVERYONE.
jamieelovesyou@live.com: AM I A LORD?
411!3: YES, ASHTON ?
ASHTON: BUT WE HAVE ONE LAST ADDITON
smay/soap.: I BROUGHT... INNOCENT TOWNSPEOPLE.
ASHTON: CAN EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT THEIR ZIPPERS FOR A MOMENT, PLEASE?
ASHTON: PLEASE LISTEN LADIES, GENTLEMAN AND JESTER.
scripted.love@live.com: I AM HALEYIZBETH
PARAWHORE.: -zips up zipper- OH FINE.
ASHTON: ASHTON, PLEASE ADD PORSHA.
ASHTON: SHE JUST REPLIED.
ASHTON: BUT WE NEED A NAME FOR HER.
PARAWHORE.: OH PORSHA.
ASHTON: ANY SUGGESSTIONS?
PARAWHORE.: LADY PORSHA.
* PORSHA , hitting walls and getting scars only makes you who you are.: has joined the chat
ASHTON: LADY PORSHA.
PARAWHORE.: HELLO LADY PORSHA.
ASHTON: FANCY SEEING YOU HERE
ASHTON: I AM ASHTON.
PARAWHORE.: ON A DAY LIKE THIS
ASHTON: LADY PORSHA, HOW GOOD TO SEE YOU.
NIDA. call home.: HOW DO YOU DO, PORSHA.
ASHTON: I AM ASHTON.
ASHTON: INTRODUCE YOURSELVES
411!3: GUTEN TAG.
ASHTON: WITH YOUR FORMAL NAMES, PLEASE
* PORSHA , hitting walls and getting scars only makes you who you are.: uh. hi?
NIDA. call home.: I AM ~LADY NIDA.
PARAWHORE.: LADY PORSHA I AM SIR MADDIE.
411!3: JE M'APPELLE ALYSEN THE JESTER.
smay/soap.: GREETINGS. I AM LADY BAYLEY.
ASHTON: LADY PORSHA
scripted.love@live.com: HALEYIZBETH
ASHTON: I MUST ASK YOU TO TYPE IN CAPS
jamieelovesyou@live.com: I AM LORD JAMIE
ASHTON: AS WE BRITISH SPEAK LOUDLY.
jamieelovesyou@live.com: I THINK
ASHTON: YES
ASHTON: YES YOU ARE
PARAWHORE.: YES LORD JAMIE.
411!3: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE.
ASHTON: SIR MADDIE, YOU CAUGHT ON RATHER QUICKLY
ASHTON: YOU ARE JESTER ALYSEN.
smay/soap.: THEN GET A NEW NAME.
PARAWHORE.: YOU ARE THE JESTER ALYSEN.
* PORSHA , hitting walls and getting scars only makes you who you are.: I AM JUST UH A ~CONFUSED PORSHA? xD
smay/soap.: BE.. SHAMALLAMA.
ASHTON: YOU ARE LADY PORSHA.
ASHTON: ANYWAY,
PARAWHORE.: NO.
jamieelovesyou@live.com: YAY (:
PARAWHORE.: LADY PORSHA.
ASHTON: PLEASEE SHUSH YOUR ZIPPERS.
ASHTON: ASHTON AND I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
PARAWHORE.: THAT IS YOUR NAME FOR WE HAVE CHRISTENED YOU.
ASHTON: ASHTON, GET UP ON THE TABLE WITH ME.
PARAWHORE.: OH YES?
ASHTON: ASHTON.
ASHTON: YES PLEASE, HUSH DOWN.
ASHTON: -clears throat-
ASHTON: AHEM.
ASHTON: WE'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL FOR ATTENDING OUR TEA PARTY.
ASHTON: NOW,
ASHTON: PIP PIP AND GET TO YOUR SEATS.
PARAWHORE.: -SITS DOWN-
scripted.love@live.com: -SITS-
411!3: I'VE BEEN IN MY SEAT.
ASHTON: LADY BAYLEY?
* PORSHA , hitting walls and getting scars only makes you who you are.: -SITS-
ASHTON: LORD JAMIE?
jamieelovesyou@live.com: -SITS-
ASHTON: LADY BAYLEYYYY
ASHTON: LORD JAMIEEE.
ASHTON: WELL THEN JESTER ALYSEN, PLEASE GET COMFY.
ASHTON: OH
NIDA. call home.: WHY IS THE JESTER SITTIN WITH THE LADIES? BLIMEY.
ASHTON: LORD JAMIE HAS SAT.
jamieelovesyou@live.com: YES I HAVE
ASHTON: I SHALL IM THE LADY.
ASHTON: ASHTON, PLEASE ENTERTAIN OUR GUESTS WITH REFRESHMENTS AND FUN GAMES
PARAWHORE.: ... DO THESE GAMES INCLUDE A POLE?
smay/soap.: LADY BAYLEY HAS TAKEN HER SEAT.
ASHTON: SIR MADDIE, THE NERVE.
ASHTON: OH OF COURSE I SHALL DO THIS RIGHT AWAY.
ASHTON: PLEASE DO NOT GET DISTRACTED BY THE BIRDS AGAIN, LADY BAYLEY.
ASHTON: OH SIR MADDIE, I DO NOT LIKE WHAT YOU ARE SUGGESTING.
PARAWHORE.: SIR JENNA, IT'S AS IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL.
ASHTON: NOW IS EVERYONE IN THEIR SEAT? IF SO, LET THE FUN TIMES BEGIN.
ASHTON: WHO IS THIS JENNA PERSON?
ASHTON: IF YOU MEAN MISS JENNIFER, SHE IS OFF ON VACATION WITH MISS FIONA.
* PORSHA , hitting walls and getting scars only makes you who you are.: has left the chat
ASHTON: OH I SAY.
411!3: OH THAT WAS QUITE RUDE.
ASHTON: HOW RUDE.
PARAWHORE.: OH NO, LADY PORSHA HAS COLLAPSED FROM THE HEAT!
ASHTON: THE NERVE OF SOME CHILDREN.
PARAWHORE.: LET US REVIVE HER.
ASHTON: YES, LETS.
ASHTON: OH NO.
ASHTON: AHEM, ASHTON.
ASHTON: WE DO NOT WANT HER SORT HERE.
scripted.love@live.com: MY TEETH HURT
ASHTON: TMI, HALEYIZABETH, TMI.
411!3: I WOULD LIKE SOME TEA.
ASHTON: OH YES, PLEASE HELP YOUTSELF DEAR. THERE'S MANY DIFFERENT FLAVORS.
ASHTON: BUT OUR FAVORITE IS...
ASHTON: UM.
ASHTON: THE LBERRY.
PARAWHORE.: -STANDS-
PARAWHORE.: I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST.
ASHTON: SIR MADDIE!
ASHTON: I SHALL GIVE YOU SOME TEA JESTER ALYSEN.
ASHTON: OH.
smay/soap.: PASS THE BISCUITS.
PARAWHORE.: -RAISES GLASS-
ASHTON: FOOD IS NOT BEING SERVED YET.
ASHTON: WE ARE HAVING A TEA PARTY, ASHTON.
ASHTON: THEN SUPPER.
PARAWHORE.: A TOAST TO THE LORDS, LADIES, AND JESTER OF THE COURT!
smay/soap.: BUT BISBUITS ARE COOKIES, RIGHT? AND THEY HAVE THEM AT TEA PARTIES.
411!3: THEY DO!
ASHTON: THEY ARE CALLED CRUMPETS, DEAR.
ASHTON: OH YES, NO ASHTON. THEY ARE QUITE RIGHT.
scripted.love@live.com: I TOLD YOU THERE IS NO MORE TEA.
smay/soap.: MY APOLOGIES.
ASHTON: OH, I SEE.
smay/soap.: CRUMPETS, THEN
PARAWHORE.: THEN BRING OUT THE RUM, IF THE TEA IS GONE!
ASHTON: HALEYIZABETH, WE HAD OUR BUTLER GO FETCH US SOME MORE.
ASHTON: OUR BUTLER IS UM
ASHTON: NORA.
ASHTON: DEAR ME MADDIE.
ASHTON: WE HAVE NO ROOM FOR RUM HERE.
PARAWHORE.: FINE FINE.
ASHTON: JESTER ALYSEN!
ASHTON: THE NERVE OF YOU.
ASHTON: WHY I OUGHT TO THROW YOU OUT OF MY VERY OWN MANOR.
ASHTON: PLEASE REFRAIN FROM THESE OUTBURSTS.
scripted.love@live.com: I WOULD LIKE SOME RUM
411!3: WHAT HAVE I DONE?
ASHTON: I INVITED YOU WITH OPEN ARMS
ASHTON: AND YOU BETRAYED US.
ASHTON: PIP PIP, JESTER.
PARAWHORE.: I SHALL UNBURDEN YOU WITH MY MATERIALISTIC WISHES.
smay/soap.: THEN I SHALL BURDEN YOU WITH MY SEXUAL WISHES.
ASHTON: WHAT IS THIS?
smay/soap.: THANK YOU, DEAR, FOR THAT OPPORTUNITY.
ASHTON: I OUGHT TO THROW ALL OF YOU OUT.
ASHTON: DO YOU HAVE NO MANNERS CHILDREN.
PARAWHORE.: THAT WOULD BE QUITE LOVELY PRINCESS BAYLEY.
ASHTON: OFF WITH ALL OF YOU!
PARAWHORE.: BURDEN AWAY.
ASHTON: NO RESPECT FOR THE LORDS OF THE MANNOR.
scripted.love@live.com: I JUST WANTED A TITLE BUT YOU DISGRACED ME
ASHTON: OUT NOW.
ASHTON: AND NEVER COME BACK.
ASHTON: DO NOT LOOK BACK AS YOU ARE STEPPING OUT OF THIS MANOR.
PARAWHORE.: WHY?
ASHTON: EXPLAIN TO THEM, ASHTON.
ASHTON: GET OUT OF OUR HOME.
ASHTON: YOU ARE NO LONGER WELCOME HERE.
PARAWHORE.: DEAR ME, THE WAY YOU TREAT YOUR GUESTS!
jamieelovesyou@live.com: WHAT HAPPENED? D:
ASHTON: YOU HAVE BEEN VERY RUDE TO US,
PARAWHORE.: AND ME OF ALL PEOPLE!
ASHTON: AND WE HAVE BEEN NOTHING TO THE VERY BEST OF HOSTS.
ASHTON: SHALL I LIST THE THINGS OF THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE WRONG?
PARAWHORE.: WHY YES SIR JENNA
ASHTON: YOU TALK SEXUALLY IN FRONT OF US, THE NERVE...YOU INSULT US
smay/soap.: HAVE I DONE ANYTHING WRONG, MY DEAR LORDS?
PARAWHORE.: ENLIGHTEN ME.
ASHTON: I AM SIR ASHTON, MISS.
ASHTON: OH PLEASE DO ASHTON
ASHTON: THEN MAYBE THEY SHALL UNDERSTAND.
ASHTON: YOU TALK ABOUT SEXUAL TOPICS, YOU QUESTION US, AND YOU SIMPLY DO NOT LISTEN.
ASHTON: AND THE BEST PART IS,
ASHTON: YOU TALK ABOUT OUR SPECIAL LITTLE PARTY...ON TWITTER.
PARAWHORE.: I DID NOT BRING UP THE SEXUAL TOPICS!
ASHTON: WE TRUSTED YOU
smay/soap.: SORRY, I WAS FETCHING A NEW PAIR OF HEELS.
PARAWHORE.: I AM NOT LOGGED ON TWITTER!
ASHTON: WE WELCOMED YOU WITH OPEN ARMS
PARAWHORE.: DO NOT BLAME THAT ON MYSELF.
ASHTON: WE GAVE YOU TEA.
ASHTON: WE OFFERED YOU BRUNCH, SUPPER, AND DINNER.
PARAWHORE.: I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG.
ASHTON: PERHAPS EVEN SOME ICE CREAM.
ASHTON: OH YES YOU HAVE.
PARAWHORE.: NOTHING.
ASHTON: YOU BROUGHT UP THE TOPIC OF THE RUM.
411!3: I NEVER RECIEVED ANY TEA.
ASHTON: WE DO NOT DRINK THAT FILTH HERE.
scripted.love@live.com: I WANT ICE CREAM
ASHTON: SIR MADDIE GAVE YOU SOME, ALYSEN.
411!3: I DO NOT FANCY RUM.
ASHTON: SHUSH HALEYIZABETH.
PARAWHORE.: YOU SAID THE TEA WAS GONE!
ASHTON: YOU DID NOT LISTEN.
scripted.love@live.com: WHY CANT I SPEAK.
ASHTON: JESTER ALYSEN, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR OUTBURSTS PLEASE STOP IT.
ASHTON: ANOTHER REASON WHY I SHOULD THROW YOU OUT.
jamieelovesyou@live.com: I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG.
411!3: I AM THE JESTER.
ASHTON: YOU ARE A GOOD SEED, JAMIE.
ASHTON: LORD JAMIE.
ASHTON: ONE DAY, YOU'LL BECOME AN ASHTON TOO.
411!3: I AM SUPPOSED TO RANDOMLY OUTBURST.
ASHTON: PLEASE GET OUT OF OUR HOME. DO NOT MAKE US CALL THE POLICE INSPECTOR.
smay/soap.: ONE DAY, MAY I PLEASE BECOME AN ASHTON?
PARAWHORE.: WHAT IF I OFFERED MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES?
jamieelovesyou@live.com: THAT MAKES ME VERY HAPPY.
ASHTON: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD STOP FEEDING OUR SECRETS TO STRANGERS, JESTER ALYSEN.
PARAWHORE.: AND PECUNIARY ENDOWMENT?
ASHTON: NO LADY BAYLEY, YOU SHALL NOT.
ASHTON: NO, NOT AT ALL LADY BAYLEY.
ASHTON: AN ASHTON DOES NOT TALK SEXUALLY.
smay/soap.: WHY SO?
smay/soap.: I APOLOGIZE FOR MY SEXUAL TALKING.
ASHTON: YOU FELLOW CRUMPETS SHOULD ASPIRE TO BE MORE LIKE LORD JAMIE.
smay/soap.: NEVER AGAIN, ASHTON AND ASHTON.
411!3: OH I DO.
ASHTON: FIRST IMPRESSIONS MEAN A LOT.
ASHTON: OH YES, MORE PEOPLE LIKE LORD JAMIE WOULD BE VERY PLEASING.
smay/soap.: I ASPIRE MORE THAN YOU TWO DEARS COULD KNOW.
ASHTON: GET OUT, NOW.
ASHTON: -chases away with broom-
ASHTON: BROTHER CAMERON WOULD BE MORE RESPECTFUL, I BET.
ASHTON: AND LADY LARISA.
jamieelovesyou@live.com: YES. LOOK UP TO ME.
ASHTON: DO NOT MAKE ME GET OUT MY SHOT GUN.
ASHTON: ONE DAY, THEY SHALL BECOME ASHTONS.
jamieelovesyou@live.com: HONOR ME.
PARAWHORE.: I HAVE APOLOGIZED.
smay/soap.: OH JAMIE, PLEASE GIVE ME LESSONS!
ASHTON: LORD JAMIE,
PARAWHORE.: AND OFFERED REPAYMENT.
PARAWHORE.: AND CONTRITION.
ASHTON: THAT IS A VERY GOOD IDEA.
PARAWHORE.: I AM CONTRITE!
ASHTON: WHY DON'T YOU SHOW THEM HOW TO BE MORE LIKE AN ASHTON?
ASHTON: PERHAPS WE'LL LET YOU STAY.
411!3: AM I ALLOWED TO GO TO SLEEP NOW ? PLEASE.
411!3: I MUST WAKE UP IN THREE HOURS NOW.
ASHTON: NO, JESTER ALYSEN.
ASHTON: DO YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR TITLE?
411!3: ... NO.
ASHTON: THEN STAY.
scripted.love@live.com: has left the chat
ASHTON: ................
ASHTON: LORD JAMIE, WE NEED YOUR ASSITANCE NOW.
ASHTON: OH THANK GOODNESS.
ASHTON: THEY ARE FINALLY GETTING THE MESSAGE.
smay/soap.: LORD JAMIE, HOW WOULD ONE MIMIC YOU?
ASHTON: PORSHA IS SEEKING FORGIVENESS
ASHTON: SHALL WE?
411!3: NO.
ASHTON: I SHALL NUDGE LORD JAMIE.
411!3: SHE LEFT US.
ASHTON: HM, THIS IS TRUE
jamieelovesyou@live.com: NO.
ASHTON: ONCE THEY LEAVE THE GATHERING THEY CANNOT COME BACK.
jamieelovesyou@live.com: DO NOT FORGIVE ANYONE.
ASHTON: SHE'S CLAIMING THAT IT WAS NOT HER FAULT.
ASHTON: MAYBE WE SHALL INVITE THEM BACK ANOTHER TIME.
ASHTON: THAT HER LAPTOP RESTARTED BY ITSELF?
PARAWHORE.: WHAT IS ONE TO TALK ABOUT NOWADAYS THAT IS ACCEPTABLE FOR SIR ASHTON?
jamieelovesyou@live.com: LIES. ALL LIES.
jamieelovesyou@live.com: NOW.
ASHTON: NO, WE SHALL NOT LET HER BACK UNTIL NEXT TIME.
jamieelovesyou@live.com: WHO WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW TO BE MORE LIKE AN ASHTON?
ASHTON: GIVE HER MY APOLOGIES.
PARAWHORE.: I WOULD, SIR JAMIE.
PARAWHORE.: LORD JAMIE.
smay/soap.: I WOULD, LORD JAMIE.
ASHTON: NIDA.
ASHTON: I'LL NUDGE HER TOO
NIDA. call home.: NO NEED, I AM RIGHT HERE.
ASHTON: OH HOW NICE TO SEE YOU AWAKE AGAIN LADY NIDA.
PARAWHORE.: SIR ASHTON. I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
ASHTON: PLEASE TRY NOT TO FALL ASLEEP AGAIN.
ASHTON: IT IS VERY RUDE.
PARAWHORE.: ONE THAT IS GREATLY ANTICIPATED.
ASHTON: OH REALLY?
ASHTON: PLEASE DO INFORM US ALL.
ASHTON: IT SEEMS THAT LORD JAMIE HAS BEEN POISONED.
NIDA. call home.: I AM DEEPLY SORRY. THE LORD KEPT ME UP ALL NIGHT. ~
NIDA. call home.: OH, BLOODY HELL.
PARAWHORE.: ...
ASHTON: ...
ASHTON: ....
PARAWHORE.: WELL. SIR MADDIE HAS RECENTLY ACQUIRED A LAPTOP WITH A WEBCAMERA AND MICROPHONE, AND IS CONNECTED TO IT AT THIS VERY MOMENT.
ASHTON: THAT IS NOT THE CORRECT SUBJECT TO BE TALKING ABOUT LADY NIDA.
ASHTON: OH REALLY? WE DO NOT CARE FOR THIS INFORMATION UNLESS YOU CAN USE A PROPER BRITISH ACCENT.
PARAWHORE.: I CAN INDEED.
ASHTON: WELL THEN, ASHTON.
ASHTON: ARE WE OKAY WITH THIS HAPPENING?
ASHTON: SO WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING, SIR MADDIE?
ASHTON: ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU HAVE A MICROPHONE AND A WEBCAM.
PARAWHORE.: OH NOTHING AT ALL. I WOULD JUST LIKE TO INFORM YOU.
smay/soap.: EXPECTO PATRONUM!
ASHTON: OH SIR MADDIE. YOU TRICKED ME.
ASHTON: GET OUT.
ASHTON: LORD JAMIE
ASHTON: HAS BEEN POISONED
smay/soap.: LORD JAMIE.
PARAWHORE.: ... WHAT?
smay/soap.: OH DEAR.
411!3: AGAIN ?
ASHTON: BY SIR MADDIE.
smay/soap.: TO THE HOSPITAL, AT ONCE!
PARAWHORE.: WHAT?
NIDA. call home.: LADY NIDA MUST BRB.
ASHTON: GOOD GOD. WHAT ARE WE TO DO.
ASHTON: [18:07] jamieelovesyou@live.com: NO.
jamieelovesyou@live.com: SHE IS THE ONE WHO HAS POISONED ME.
PARAWHORE.: I HAVE DONE NOTHING OF THE SORT!
PARAWHORE.: WHAT?
ASHTON: WHY WOULD THE LORD DIE?
PARAWHORE.: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?
ASHTON: YOU PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN SPEAK IN A BRITISH ACCENT.
ASHTON: I OUGHT TO BLOCK YOU..
ASHTON: I SHALL CALL INSPECTOR GOOLE RIGHT NOW.
PARAWHORE.: SIR JENNA.
ASHTON: LET'S INVITE PORSHA BECAUSE I FEEL BAD.
ASHTON: SHE'LL BE THE DETECTIVE.
PARAWHORE.: I BEG TO DIFFER.
ASHTON: I AM NOT JENNA.
ASHTON: I AM ASHTON.
ASHTON: OKAY.
ASHTON: WHO IS THIS JENNA?
PARAWHORE.: I AM ASTOUNDED BY THE LACK OF FAITH YOU HAVE IN ME, ASHTON.
smay/soap.: WHO HERE HAS MEDICAL SKILLS?
PARAWHORE.: I AM DEEPLY, DEEPLY WOUNDED.
ASHTON: WELL, I'M NOT TOO SURE WHO TO BELIEVE AT THIS POINT.
PARAWHORE.: I DO INDEED! WE NEED A BEXOAR.
PARAWHORE.: ... BEZOAR.
ASHTON: I HEAR THAT SIR MADDIE WAS A NURSE FOR HALLOWEEN, ONCE?
PARAWHORE.: OH YES.
ASHTON: PLEASE TAKE CARE TO LORD JAMIE.
PARAWHORE.: YES I WAS.
ASHTON: I SHALL BRING HER HERE AT ONCE.
PARAWHORE.: I SHALL INDEED.
ASHTON: LORD IS TAKING HER SWEET TIME.
ASHTON: OH JOLLY GOOD.
ASHTON: WE CAN'T HAVE ANY DEATH HERE.
ASHTON: I DID NOT SAY THAT CORRECTLY, OH DEAR.
ASHTON: OH DEAR, I MUST EXCUSE MYSELF FOR A SECOND.
PARAWHORE.: WELL THIS IS PROPER CONFUSING.
ASHTON: SOMEONE INVITE OUR DETECTIVE.
jamieelovesyou@live.com: ...
ASHTON: I MUST GO TO THE BATHROOM.
PORSHA IS AN EPIC FAIL. WHAT IS NEW, HUH?: has joined the chat
ASHTON: SIR MADDIE
ASHTON: PLEASE TAKE CARE TO THE LORD AT ONCE.
ASHTON: DETECTIVE PORSHA, WE HAVE A CASE FOR YOU.
PARAWHORE.: YES SIR ASHTON?
PORSHA IS AN EPIC FAIL. WHAT IS NEW, HUH?: UH. OKAY.
ASHTON: YOU SHALL BE WORKING WITH OUR JESTER ON THIS ONE, ALYSEN.
PARAWHORE.: I AM INNOCENT! INNOCENT!
ASHTON: IT SEEMS THAT LORD JAMIE HAS BEEN POISONED AND SHE IS NOW SLOWLY DYING. SHE CLAIMS THAT SIR MADDIE HAS POISONED HER..
411!3: YES ?
PARAWHORE.: I HAVE DONE NO SUCH THING!
ASHTON: YOU ARE NOW AN UNDERCOVER DETECTIVE
ASHTON: SHUSH SIR MADDIE, TAKE CARE TO THE LORD.
411!3: I BELIEVE THAT IT WAS ASHTON.
PARAWHORE.: NONE WHATSOEVER.
PORSHA IS AN EPIC FAIL. WHAT IS NEW, HUH?: AND I SHALL GO UNDERCOVER HOW?
ASHTON: .......HOW DARE YOU MAKE SUCH AN ASSUMPTION!
PARAWHORE.: -cares to the lord-
ASHTON: HOW VERY DARE YOU!
ASHTON: ASHTON, DO YOU HEAR THIS?!
ASHTON: AND IN OUR OWN MANOR AS WELL.
ASHTON: IKR.
smay/soap.: SLOWLY DYING? OH MY.
smay/soap.: -faints-
ASHTON: ASHTON, WOULD YOU CARE TO HELP ME IM EVERYONE IN OUR MANOR? JUST TO REMIND THEM THAT THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GET QUIET?
PARAWHORE.: YOU HIRED THE DETECTIVE, ASHTON.
jamieelovesyou@live.com: -coughs-
PARAWHORE.: PLEASE DO NOT CHALLENGE THE DETECTIVE.
ASHTON: SIR MADDIE
ASHTON: OH YES, OF COURSE I SHALL HELP YOU ASHTON.
ASHTON: LORD JAMIE
PARAWHORE.: -tending-
ASHTON: IS DYING IN FRONT OF OUR EYES!
PARAWHORE.: I
PARAWHORE.: AM
PARAWHORE.: TENDING!
PORSHA IS AN EPIC FAIL. WHAT IS NEW, HUH?: has left the chat
ASHTON: AGAIN!
ASHTON: THE NERVE.
411!3: THAT WAS VERY RUDE. AGAIN.
PARAWHORE.: HER MSN CONNECTION IT SEEMS
PARAWHORE.: IS IN LIMBO
ASHTON: I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS.
PARAWHORE.: LORD JAMIE HOW DO YOU FEEL.
smay/soap.: -HAS FAINTED ONTO A MESS UPON THE FLOOR-
PARAWHORE.: OH DEAR SOMEONE PICK HER UP.
ASHTON: ...
ASHTON: OH DEAR!
ASHTON: ....
ASHTON: -kicks- 89D
ASHTON: OH DO PLEASE GET UP. YOU ARE CREATING QUITE A MESS ON THE FLOOR.
ASHTON: THAT IS A CODE
smay/soap.: SOMEBODY MUST GET ME SOME TEA OR SOMETHING TO REVIVE MY FAINTING SPELL.
ASHTON: -gives tea-?
ASHTON: THAT SHOULD DO THE TRICK.
smay/soap.: -magically comes back to life-
411!3: MAY I LEAVE TO MY SLEEPING CHAMBER PLEASE ?
smay/soap.: DEAR ASHTON, I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE.
ASHTON: NO JESTER.
ASHTON: YOU ARE NOW OUR DETECTIVE.
ASHTON: OR WAIT, SHALL WE ELOPE NOW?
411!3: I SAID THAT ASHTON DID IT !
411!3: YES. :D
ASHTON: BUT WE DID NOT.
ASHTON: OKAY, LET'S ELOPE.
PARAWHORE.: SIR ASHTON.
PARAWHORE.: I MUST PROTEST.
ASHTON: PRETEND THAT THE JESTER AND ASHTON MAGICALLY POOFED.
PARAWHORE.: AGAINST THIS ELOPING.
smay/soap.: MAY I ELOPE TO A FIT PRINCE?
PARAWHORE.: I THOUGHT.
PARAWHORE.: FORGIVE ME,
PARAWHORE.: BUT I THOUGHT.
ASHTON: OH HAY
PARAWHORE.: WE SHARED SOMETHING SPECIAL.
ASHTON: HOW DID I END UP HERE?!
ASHTON: I WAS TANNING
PARAWHORE.: ... wut.
ASHTON: AND I SUDDENLY ENDED UP HURR.
smay/soap.: JENNA, MY DEAR.
ASHTON: BAYLEY LOVE.
PARAWHORE.: JENNA.
ASHTON: MADDIE LOVE.
PARAWHORE.: IT SEEMS.
PARAWHORE.: HAS RETURNED.
PARAWHORE.: BUT.
PARAWHORE.: -GASPS-
ASHTON: OH HAY THURR.
ASHTON: OH HELLO...ASHTON? D:
PARAWHORE.: -GASPS AGIN-
411!3: YO DUDES. ALLIE'S GOING TO BED. NIIIIIIGHT.
ASHTON: NO, THIS IS SYDNEE YOU SILLY.
PARAWHORE.: SIR ASHTON DID IT!
411!3: NOW THAT JENNA AND SYDNEE ARE BACK.
ASHTON: GOOD NIGHT ALLIE
ASHTON: OH HELLO SYDNEE.
ASHTON: I SUPPOSE THAT LORD JAMIE IS NOW DEAD.
ASHTON: BYEBYE ALYSEN.
jamieelovesyou@live.com: ...
411!3: GOOD NIGHT.
411!3: BYEE
ASHTON: ANYWAY, FANCY SEEING ALL OF YOU HERE.
ASHTON: EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT SO SURE HOW I GOT HURR.
PARAWHORE.: REALLY?
jamieelovesyou@live.com: I AM NOT DEAD.
PARAWHORE.: COZ YOU INVITED ME.
PARAWHORE.: SYDNEE.
jamieelovesyou@live.com: I AM IN PAIN.
ASHTON: OH
PARAWHORE.: WHY WAS YOUR NAME ASHTON.
ASHTON: DIDN'T MADDIE HELP YOU?
Aug 23rd
Aug 22nd
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REBLOG WITH YOUR MIDDLE NAME.
because i need to use it against you when i’m angry. so far i have cameron’s, isa’s, and i’ve made up one for sydnee. so reblog away. ;D and i tay that tay is jean taylor? or something.
Aug 22nd
sonicsmile: anthemoflove: i feel so shunned from my own group of friends. i feel left out. taybert still loves you. <3 i still love my taybert. ;D
Aug 22nd
Reblog if you are currently NOT in a relationship.
lightningflies: notabricklayer: helloandgoodevening: thenewromantic: (via lilfoot)
Aug 22nd
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found this on facebook…again. only doing online friends only. and right now, i’m just going by feeling atm. i really have no best friends, but it changes a lot really. i love you all if you’re on this list, tho. (: Name Six Of Your Best Friends In Order - isa. she will forever and always be number one. cameron. sydnee. bayley. mollie kate. tay. How Did You Meet Number...
Aug 22nd
i feel so shunned from my own group of friends. i feel left out.
Aug 22nd
i started smoking again. i hate it.
Aug 22nd
I'M IN NARNIA.: i'm the good actor.
I'M IN NARNIA.: you are bad.
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: i am gewd!
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: D:<
I'M IN NARNIA.: ACT OFF!
I'M IN NARNIA.: we should do an epic acting fighting scene.
I'M IN NARNIA.: where we have knives.
I'M IN NARNIA.: except all we do is move around in circles.
I'M IN NARNIA.: so we don't hurt each other.
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: butbut i thought you were a gewd actor!
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: gewd actors don't hurt people in scenes.
I'M IN NARNIA.: my fake knife hitting.
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: bahah.
I'M IN NARNIA.: WILL LOOK REAAALLL!
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: UH HUHHH.
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: I BELIEVE YOUS.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: NICK HAS A BIRTHMARK SOMEWHERE ON HIS FACE, RIGHT?
thejennasound@hotmail.com: LIKE
thejennasound@hotmail.com: A SMALL-ISH NOT TOO NOTICEABLE ONE, RIGHT?
I'M IN NARNIA.: i swear i hear something.
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: presley is so cute.
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: genius.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: you can reply to this because it's post related.
I'M IN NARNIA.: OKAY.
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: .....
I'M IN NARNIA.: IDK.
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: yes.
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: he does.
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: js.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: thanks.
I'M IN NARNIA.: back in my role.
I'M IN NARNIA.: SOMEONE SAY ACTION!
thejennasound@hotmail.com: ACTION.
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: ...ACTION.
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: OH TWIN COMMENTS.
I'M IN NARNIA.: i only heard the second action.
Aug 21st
thejennasound@hotmail.com: I WANT TO WATCH DEATH NOTE.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: D:
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: are we supposed to ignore jbear rn?
thejennasound@hotmail.com: yes.
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: oh.
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: okay.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: pretend that i don't exist until i say so.
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: : D
I'M IN NARNIA.: BUT I WILL GET INTO THIS ROLE.
I'M IN NARNIA.: AND IGNORE YOU WHEN YOU SAY STOP IGNORING ME.
I'M IN NARNIA.: i am a vv good actor.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: into your arms makes me sad.
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: orly nao.
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: is that so.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: TAY.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: D<
I'M IN NARNIA.: DID I HEAR SOMEFINK.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: okay
I'M IN NARNIA.: tay is talking to herself.
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: ....milk butter sugar flour
LMFAO-ING SO HARD RIGHT NOW.
Aug 21st
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: i has cookies.
oh eff forever, tay doesn't mind.: almost cookies.
I'M IN NARNIA.: OH I THOUGHT YOU WERE JENNA.
I'M IN NARNIA.: WHICH IS WHY.
I'M IN NARNIA.: I IGNORED YOU.
I'M IN NARNIA.: for parental control..
thejennasound@hotmail.com: .....
thejennasound@hotmail.com: what?
thejennasound@hotmail.com: D:
Aug 21st
I'M IN NARNIA.: somebody ruin my masterpiece.
I'M IN NARNIA.: so i can make a scene.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: -ruins masterpiece-
something in the way she moves *: guise
something in the way she moves *: mommeh is making me sleep
thejennasound@hotmail.com: WHUT
thejennasound@hotmail.com: WHUT
thejennasound@hotmail.com: WHUT
thejennasound@hotmail.com: BUT
thejennasound@hotmail.com: WE
thejennasound@hotmail.com: WERE
something in the way she moves *: cos i have plans for tomorrah
thejennasound@hotmail.com: SUPPOSED
thejennasound@hotmail.com: TO
thejennasound@hotmail.com: MAKE
thejennasound@hotmail.com: A
something in the way she moves *: D:
thejennasound@hotmail.com: PRESLINE
thejennasound@hotmail.com: THREAD
thejennasound@hotmail.com: HOW
thejennasound@hotmail.com: COULD
thejennasound@hotmail.com: YOU
something in the way she moves *: well
thejennasound@hotmail.com: LEAVE
thejennasound@hotmail.com: ME
thejennasound@hotmail.com: AFTER
thejennasound@hotmail.com: ALL
thejennasound@hotmail.com: OF
thejennasound@hotmail.com: THIS
thejennasound@hotmail.com: PLANNING
thejennasound@hotmail.com: YOU
thejennasound@hotmail.com: SICK
something in the way she moves *: my mom is right beside me
thejennasound@hotmail.com: SICK
thejennasound@hotmail.com: SICK
something in the way she moves *: D:
thejennasound@hotmail.com: SICK
thejennasound@hotmail.com: AZN
thejennasound@hotmail.com: PERSON?
thejennasound@hotmail.com: D<
something in the way she moves *: well.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: MOVE.
I'M IN NARNIA.: OH I SAY HI!.
something in the way she moves *: i dun eat dogs
thejennasound@hotmail.com: D<
something in the way she moves *: tyvm
thejennasound@hotmail.com: MOVE.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: MOVE NAO.
something in the way she moves *: she says why am i still up.
something in the way she moves *: D:
thejennasound@hotmail.com: YOU HAVE A TUMMY ACHE.
I'M IN NARNIA.: DID YOU SAY HI!
I'M IN NARNIA.: I'M FILIPINO TOO!
something in the way she moves *: ...i know you are
something in the way she moves *: >,>
I'M IN NARNIA.: THAT MEANS.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: HATES.
I'M IN NARNIA.: I KNOW YOUR MOM.
I'M IN NARNIA.: IN MY MIND.
I'M IN NARNIA.: it's azn code.
something in the way she moves *: you're also in californiyay.
something in the way she moves *: oh yay
something in the way she moves *: mom left
something in the way she moves *: 8D
thejennasound@hotmail.com: STOP IGNORING THE SUBJECT.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: oh.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: 8D
I'M IN NARNIA.: you said hi right?
Aug 21st
I'M IN NARNIA.: about a girl!
I'M IN NARNIA.: since he's never dated.
I'M IN NARNIA.: he could fall head over heels@
I'M IN NARNIA.: this song is cute.
APPARENTLY I'M IN NARNIA?!: yeah but then
APPARENTLY I'M IN NARNIA?!: don't they break up/
APPARENTLY I'M IN NARNIA?!: in about a girl
APPARENTLY I'M IN NARNIA?!: or something.
APPARENTLY I'M IN NARNIA?!: 'i'm not going to waste these words about a girl'?
I'M IN NARNIA.: i have my broom. i can kill off the ending.
Aug 21st
I'M IN NARNIA.: NARNIA MATE.
APPARENTLY I'M IN NARNIA?!: NARNIA MATE.
I'M IN NARNIA.: we meet again in narnia. with mr. tumnus and the bear-lion.
APPARENTLY I'M IN NARNIA?!: apparently so. D:
APPARENTLY I'M IN NARNIA?!: ....
APPARENTLY I'M IN NARNIA?!: eventhoughidontbelieveinnarnia. D:
I'M IN NARNIA.: that means you don't believe where you are.
I'M IN NARNIA.: therfore you die.
I'M IN NARNIA.: simple logic.
APPARENTLY I'M IN NARNIA?!: wow.
APPARENTLY I'M IN NARNIA?!: that's...deep.
I'M IN NARNIA.: i know. didn't want to be the one who had to break the news to you.
Aug 21st
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: i'm gonna have an album named one of the girls and have a song called i kissed a fish.
Aug 15th
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: has joined the chat
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: has joined the chat
thejennasound@hotmail.com: has joined the chat
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: why hallo thar.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: HELLO.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: oh, caps lock.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: it says she's busy.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: should we poke her?
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: HAI
thejennasound@hotmail.com: YO.
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: i forgot to take it off.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: hello. -wabe-
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: wave*
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: LOL
thejennasound@hotmail.com: wabe
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: wabe.
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: that reminds me of a little kid for some reason.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: JBEAR BE QUIET.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: AND PLAYYOURPART.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: FINE.
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: O.O
thejennasound@hotmail.com: who starts?
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: what?
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: I WILL.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: so, emmalee.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: we were just wondering.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: NOW YOUR PART.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: WE PRACTICED.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: WAIT
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: SO DO IT GOOD.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: WAIT
thejennasound@hotmail.com: WAIT
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: wowww
thejennasound@hotmail.com: WAIT
thejennasound@hotmail.com: WAIT
thejennasound@hotmail.com: I NEED MORE WATER.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: brb.
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: ...
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: just wait.
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: CAMERON YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: this will be good.
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: -shank-
thejennasound@hotmail.com: back.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: CHILLAX.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: OKAY YOUR PART.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: HURRY THE FUCK UP.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: OKAY
thejennasound@hotmail.com: WAIT
thejennasound@hotmail.com: LET'S DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: OKAY.
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: OH. jen left.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: SO IT CAN BE ALL FLOWY.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: whut.
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: -.-
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: okay, emmalee.
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: LOL
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: HI. we were just wondering.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: GOGOGOG!
thejennasound@hotmail.com: YOU SHOULD HELP US WITH THIS SITE.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: OR ELSE.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: you don't have to!
thejennasound@hotmail.com: BUT YOU BETTERT.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: but it would be nice.
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: D: BUT BUT BUT
thejennasound@hotmail.com: OR ELSE.
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: i have stwof
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: and
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: i can't
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: do two
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: at one
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: alkdaslkjd
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: once
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: and
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: i'm about to have to get a job
thejennasound@hotmail.com: SO ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO MAKE THIS CHAT ALL AWKWARD NOW?
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: and school in a week.
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: D:
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: don't be rude, jenna.
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: YEA JENNA
thejennasound@hotmail.com: no, i'm going to be rude. D<
thejennasound@hotmail.com: STFU AUGUSTUS.
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: ilycam.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: i'm just playing my part.
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: fine. i will.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: you'll help? 8D
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: no.
addictedtoyoux@hotmail.com: i'll stfu.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: WELL THEN.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: .....kay, i think that's a no, cam. D:
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: OKAY.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: emmalee.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: did i do my part well?
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: I WAS THE GOOD COP.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: and did i do mine well? (:
thejennasound@hotmail.com: I WAS THE BAD COP.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: that wasn't acting.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: true.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: D:
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: me. i did well.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: ohwait.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: well
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: she's stfuing.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: emmalee
thejennasound@hotmail.com: OH
thejennasound@hotmail.com: AUGUSTUS YOU CAN TALK.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: OHNO ALEX WE DON'T KNOW THE SPELL TO UNSTFU SOMEOEN!
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: shh you didn't notice my spelling mistake.
Aug 15th
presline idea tiem.
eventually a proposal, because even though he doesn’t have to…it’d be coot. snow ball fight. christmas. 8D inspired by chuck and blair a little…or a lot. whatever. it involves another third wheel, but maybe the third wheel is famazing and long story short -pres doesn’t like the guy, so one day he notices that emma is about to leave…somewhere. to zimbabwe or...
Aug 13th
i like to give nicknames to people.
bayley - soap. cam - jam/jameron. india - duck/duckling. and the best, emmalee - augustus gloop.
Aug 12th
willy wonka.: ONE MOAR
willy wonka.: MAKE IT WORTH EET
sydnee: I BETTER GET MY THINKING CAP ON THEN
willy wonka.: YES
sydnee: I LUH YOU BECAUSE YOU IS JENNA AND YOU IS WEIRD SOMETIMES AND YOU ALWAYS TRHEATEN TO BETA ME, BUT I KNOW YOU WILL NOT BECAUSE YOU LUH ME. AND YOU MAKES ME LAUGHS AND SOMETIMES I CANNOT BREATHE.
sydnee: THAT IS WHY I LUH YOU. :]
willy wonka.: AW.
willy wonka.: I LOVE YOU.
willy wonka.:
Aug 12th
sydnee: i went on ocean up
sydnee: :l
willy wonka.: oh i see.
sydnee: there was nothing interesting there
willy wonka.: iWHY DO U GOTTA BE LIEK DAT
sydnee: LIEK WUT?
sydnee: I HAZ DONE NOTHING
sydnee: D:
willy wonka.: RLY NAO
willy wonka.: RLY
willy wonka.: RLY
willy wonka.: R U SRS
sydnee: I R SRS
sydnee: RLY SRS
willy wonka.: no
willy wonka.: NO U R NOT
willy wonka.: U R NOT SRS
willy wonka.: COS IF YOU WERE
willy wonka.: I'D BETA YOU.
sydnee: ...
sydnee: NO BETAING PLZ
sydnee: IZ NOT FUN
sydnee: DUN DO IT
willy wonka.: I'M READY TO BEAT YOUU.
sydnee: NOOOOOOO
sydnee: I WILL NOT ENJOY IT
willy wonka.: YOU DESERVE IT.
sydnee: I HAVE NOT DONE A THING
sydnee: WHY IS YOU DOING THIS TO ME
sydnee: DD:
willy wonka.: YES YOU HAVE.
sydnee: I HAS NOT
willy wonka.: DON'T ACT STOOPID.
sydnee: THIS IS NOT ACTING
willy wonka.: STOP LYING TO ME.
sydnee: I SWEARS
willy wonka.: STOP IT.
sydnee: I DO NOT KNOW WHTA THE SYDSTER HAS DONE
sydnee: THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME HAPPY
willy wonka.: YOU KNOW EVERYTHING THAT THE SYDSTER HAS DONE.
willy wonka.: STOP PRETENDING.
willy wonka.: YOU BRITISH MANIAC.
sydnee: ....IF YOU TAKE OFF THE END OF THAT THEN IT IS TRUE
willy wonka.: NONONO
willy wonka.: YOU ARE A MANIAC.
willy wonka.: A WILD MANIAC.
willy wonka.: A POSH ONE, AT THAT.
sydnee: THIS IS LIESSS
sydnee: ALL LIES
willy wonka.: POSHH MANIACCC
sydnee: DD:
sydnee: WHY DOES YOU SAY THIS
willy wonka.: BECAUSE
willy wonka.: YOU ARE LYING TO MEE.
willy wonka.: NOW I REALLY HAVE TO BETA YOU.
sydnee: YOU WILL MAKE ME CRY
sydnee: TEARS OF SADNESS
sydnee: BECAUSE OF THE JENNA
willy wonka.: GOOD.
willy wonka.: I'M HAPPY.
sydnee: I AM NOT
willy wonka.: GOOD.
willy wonka.: THAT WAS THE PLAN.
sydnee: ...
sydnee: i do not like the plan
willy wonka.: well
willy wonka.: the plan is good in my eyes.
willy wonka.: SO
willy wonka.: ARE YOU INSULTING MY EYES, SYDNEE MARIE?
sydnee: DDD:
sydnee: why is you calling me sydnee marie
sydnee: MARIE IS NOT MY NAME
sydnee: HOW DARE CHU
sydnee: I SHALL CUTCHU
willy wonka.: WHUT
willy wonka.: WHUT
willy wonka.: WHUT
willy wonka.: DO YOU WANT TO GET BETA'D TO DEATH?
sydnee: NONONO
sydnee: I DO NOT
sydnee: I HAS A QUESTION
willy wonka.: WHUT
sydnee: IT IS ABOUT YOUR MAKE UP ON YOUR TWITTER PICTURE
willy wonka.: OH
willy wonka.: OKAY.
willy wonka.: I DID NOT DO IT
willy wonka.: BUT SHOOT.
sydnee: IS IT JUST EYELINER OR IS IT EYE SHADOW TOO?
sydnee: I LIKES IT
willy wonka.: BOTH.
sydnee: IS VERY PRETTY. :]
sydnee: MKAY
willy wonka.: BUT A LOT OF EYESHADOW.
willy wonka.: THANK YOU.
sydnee: NOW I CAN DO MY MAKE UP LIKE THAT
sydnee: ...AND FAIL
sydnee: D:
willy wonka.: NONONO
willy wonka.: YOU CAN DO EET.
willy wonka.: I BELIEVE IN YOU.
sydnee: I SHALL TRY MY BESTEST
willy wonka.: :]
willy wonka.: YOU GO SYDNEE MARIE.
sydnee: ...i has run out of eyeliner
sydnee: i has to go out and buy some
willy wonka.: fail.
sydnee: i know.
willy wonka.: eyeliner is so mean.
willy wonka.: it never lasts long enough. D<
sydnee: THIS IS TRU
sydnee: it is fail
willy wonka.: so anyway
willy wonka.: i has decided
willy wonka.: to not beta you.
sydnee: OH YAY!
sydnee: this is good news
sydnee: i thabnk you jenjen
sydnee: ...thank*
willy wonka.: YOU CAN'T EVEN THANK ME RIGHT.
willy wonka.: MAYBE I SHOULD BEAT YOU.
sydnee: NONONO
sydnee: IT WAS A SLIP OF THE FINGERS
willy wonka.: NONOPE
willy wonka.: YOU LIE.
Aug 12th
i'm not witty today, gtfo.: i demand that
i'm not witty today, gtfo.: you im me first.
i'm not witty today, gtfo.: because
i'm not witty today, gtfo.: i r
i'm not witty today, gtfo.: special.
sydnee: ORLY NAO?
i'm not witty today, gtfo.: YARLY
sydnee: well then.
sydnee: you close the convo and i will im you. :]
i'm not witty today, gtfo.: okay then.
sydnee: OH HAY HAY
i'm not witty today, gtfo.: OH
i'm not witty today, gtfo.: HELLO THAR.
sydnee: FANCY SEEING YOU HURR
i'm not witty today, gtfo.: IKR
Aug 12th
i'd lie - taylor swift.
presline song maybebb?
Aug 11th
bayley.: how old are you, cameron?
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: 18? xD
bayley.: that is what i thought.
bayley.: you are the age of my future husband.
bayley.: his name is tony oller.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: cam and i should date. then like it'd be all illegal and shit, then when we're out in public
thejennasound@hotmail.com: and he annoys me i can shout 'RAEP', then he'll get arrested. then i'll laugh.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: you're a bitch.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: EXCEPT NOT REALLY.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: I AM NOT THAT MEAN.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: YOU'RE A JERK
bayley.: ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: I KNOW.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: YOU'RE A JERK.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: fail.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: cam types too slow.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: FAILLL.
bayley.: LOVE, LOVE LOVE LOVE.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: it's every other one, foo.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: no
thejennasound@hotmail.com: YOU LIE.
bayley.: ALL TOGETHER NOW.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: DONUT.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: aka do not.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: ;D
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: that doesn't make senses.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: sense*
thejennasound@hotmail.com: it makes sense to me.
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: is it sence?
thejennasound@hotmail.com: this is why we should date.
bayley.: sense.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: that and
let's get it poppin', i'm in la trick.: kay.
bayley.: I WANT TO WATCH SOMETHING.
thejennasound@hotmail.com: so i can arrest you. ;D
bayley.: oicu kinky jenna.
Aug 11th
...258. @-)
isalazarisms: You are 17 years and 258 days old today. You’ve outlived Dylan Klebold by more than a month. He was a mass murderer involved in the killings at Columbine High School. He died of suicide by gunshot on April 20, 1999, when you were 7 years old. where did you find this?
Aug 10th
i really, really miss the lovetards and i want to revamp irbs. badly. i feel like we’ve been neglecting them and it makes me sad. i want all of the drama to happen and i want to be reminded on why i love them so much. we need to revamp, gaiz. a-sap.
Aug 10th
I MADE A LAST.FM. i'm too lazy to add all of my... →
Aug 9th
Aug 9th
yes, i tumblr'd all of this.
diamonds aren't forever.: i need to go nao. D:
diamonds aren't forever.: i has been ignoring my friend
diamonds aren't forever.: for liek
diamonds aren't forever.: a while nao
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: oh noes.
diamonds aren't forever.: for you.
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: HAI FRAN
diamonds aren't forever.: but
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: OF JENNA
diamonds aren't forever.: i don't want to go
diamonds aren't forever.: because
diamonds aren't forever.: you're going to leave me again
diamonds aren't forever.: D:
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: GO BE GOOD FRAN TO FRAN OF JENNA.
diamonds aren't forever.: and liek
diamonds aren't forever.: i won't talk to you
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: i'll be on >,>
diamonds aren't forever.: until tomorrow night
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: twitter
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: and
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: tumblr.
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: and whutnot.
diamonds aren't forever.: you're going
diamonds aren't forever.: to another
diamonds aren't forever.: dinner.
diamonds aren't forever.: D<
diamonds aren't forever.: you said.
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: not nao.
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: i mean
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: tomorrah
diamonds aren't forever.: so you lieded to me/
diamonds aren't forever.: oh.
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: and shiz.
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: did not
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: D:
diamonds aren't forever.: so i'll talk to you in liek
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: D:
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: D:
diamonds aren't forever.: an hour
diamonds aren't forever.: or so.
diamonds aren't forever.: 8D
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: kthen.
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: 8D
diamonds aren't forever.: STAY ON
diamonds aren't forever.: PLS.
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: BAI JENNA
diamonds aren't forever.: AND LIEK
diamonds aren't forever.: TRY TO COME UP WITH
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: and wait wait
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: NO
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: i mean
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: dinner
diamonds aren't forever.: A GRAPHICS SAMPLE
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: tonight
diamonds aren't forever.: or something
diamonds aren't forever.: whut
diamonds aren't forever.: DAMNIT
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: ill talk to you tomorrah
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: YOU
diamonds aren't forever.: ISA
diamonds aren't forever.: WHY
diamonds aren't forever.: DO
diamonds aren't forever.: YOU
diamonds aren't forever.: KEEP
diamonds aren't forever.: LYING
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: WHUT.
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: YOU
diamonds aren't forever.: TOME
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: ARE
diamonds aren't forever.: TO
diamonds aren't forever.: ME
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: CONFUSEd
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: TALK
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: TO
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: YOUR
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: FRAN
diamonds aren't forever.: WAIT
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: DAMMIT.
diamonds aren't forever.: SHE CAN WAIT
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: WUT
diamonds aren't forever.: WHY
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: WUT
diamonds aren't forever.: DO
diamonds aren't forever.: YOU
diamonds aren't forever.: KEEP
diamonds aren't forever.: LYING
diamonds aren't forever.: TO
diamonds aren't forever.: ME
diamonds aren't forever.: ABOUT
diamonds aren't forever.: YOU
diamonds aren't forever.: R
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: I
diamonds aren't forever.: DINNER
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: AM
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: NOT
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: LYING
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: YOU
diamonds aren't forever.: FIRST
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: WERE
diamonds aren't forever.: YOU
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: CONFU
SED
diamonds aren't forever.: SAID
diamonds aren't forever.: THAT
diamonds aren't forever.: YOU
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: MY DINNER
diamonds aren't forever.: WERE
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: IS
diamonds aren't forever.: HAVING
diamonds aren't forever.: A
diamonds aren't forever.: DINNER
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: TONIGHT
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: AND
diamonds aren't forever.: TONIGHT
diamonds aren't forever.: THEN
diamonds aren't forever.: YOU
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: TOMORRAH
diamonds aren't forever.: SAID
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: I
diamonds aren't forever.: THAT
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: WILL
diamonds aren't forever.: OH.
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: BE
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: ON
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: OKAY?
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: OKAY?
diamonds aren't forever.: BUT WAIT
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: OKAY?
diamonds aren't forever.: WAIT
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: WUT
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: WUT
diamonds aren't forever.: HOW WILL YOU BE ON
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: WUT
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: WUT
diamonds aren't forever.: IF YOU HAVE A DINNER?
diamonds aren't forever.: d<
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: ...i just said i'll be on tomorrow.
diamonds aren't forever.: but
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: D<
diamonds aren't forever.: you have a dinner tomorrow.
diamonds aren't forever.: you said
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: no i don't
diamonds aren't forever.: that you'll be on tonight.
diamonds aren't forever.: OMFG
diamonds aren't forever.: STOP IT.
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: dinner tonight, isa will be on tomorrah
diamonds aren't forever.: STOP IT
diamonds aren't forever.: STOP IT
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: final answer.
diamonds aren't forever.: STOP IT
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: >,>
diamonds aren't forever.: I DEMANDZ YOU.
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com:
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: >,>
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com:
diamonds aren't forever.: STOP CONFUSING ME.
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: >,<
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: IT'S
diamonds aren't forever.: NAO.
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: NOT
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: MY FAULT
diamonds aren't forever.: OKAY
diamonds aren't forever.: WAIT
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: YOU
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: DUN
diamonds aren't forever.: LET
diamonds aren't forever.: ME
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: GET
diamonds aren't forever.: GET
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: THINGS
diamonds aren't forever.: THIS
diamonds aren't forever.: STRAIGHT
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: K
diamonds aren't forever.: you have a dinner tonight, right?
diamonds aren't forever.: and you won't be on in an hour, right?
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: yes.
diamonds aren't forever.: okay
diamonds aren't forever.: and
diamonds aren't forever.: do you have a dinner tomorrow?
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: no.
diamonds aren't forever.: so you will be on tomorrow?
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: yes.
diamonds aren't forever.: ........okay.
diamonds aren't forever.: SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: YOU
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: DID
diamonds aren't forever.: DINNER TONIGHT, NOTHING TOMORROW. K?
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: YES
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: NOTHING.
diamonds aren't forever.: POSITIVE?
diamonds aren't forever.: NO LUNCHES?
diamonds aren't forever.: NO BREAKFASTES?
diamonds aren't forever.: I DIDN'T SPELL THAT RIGHT.
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: WHUT
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: IS WRONG
diamonds aren't forever.: NO BRUNCHES?
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: WITH
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: BREAKFAST?
diamonds aren't forever.: I'M JUST MAKING SURE
diamonds aren't forever.: THAT YOU'RE NOT
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: ...well best fran may come over tomorrah afternoon
diamonds aren't forever.: LYING TO ME AGAIN.
diamonds aren't forever.: that is fine because
diamonds aren't forever.: your afternoon is liek
diamonds aren't forever.: my sleep tiem.
diamonds aren't forever.: SO I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW. -salute-
diamonds aren't forever.: or whatever
diamonds aren't forever.: salute means.
diamonds aren't forever.: ...............
diamonds aren't forever.: HAS YOU EVER BEEN
diamonds aren't forever.: TO DISNEYLAND? 8D
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: I WILL
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: GO
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: WHEN
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: I GET
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: TO
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: CALI
oh.sugarsugar@hotmail.com: y u saluting?
diamonds aren't forever.: idk.
diamonds aren't forever.: GOOD BAI NOW.
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